U・M・R hai ×2 UMA janai yo UMARU!!
U・M・R hai ×2 UMA janai yo UMARU!!

Itsu datte zenshin zenrei asobi taose!
Motto motto tanoshime yo otome!
Minna ni kidzukarenai you ni
Iza yuke himouto life!

Oki ni no fuudo kaburi
Kyou mo kyou to te goro goro shite
Dai koubutsu no potechi wo te ni
Pasokon to niramekko shiyou

Tateba shaku yaku suwareba botan
Aruku sugata wa yuri no hana
Dare mo ga urayamu kanpeki JK

Hora genkan kuguttara henshin da
Saa guutara shiyou (uh yeah!)

Itsu datte kuu neru asobu no sanren konbo!
Zutto zutto geemu wa tomodachi
Onii­chan wa kibishii kedo
Kitto kitto yurushite kurechau no
wagamama houdai wa daisuki no uragaeshi

U・M・R hai ×2 UMA janai yo UMARU!!
U・M・R hai ×2 UMA janai yo UMARU!!

Soto de wa neko wo kaburi
Kyou mo ashita mo enjiru no desu
Dai kouhyou no egao wo buki ni
Tomodachi ni barenai you ni

Tateba ni toushin suwareba manmaru
Aruku sugata wa chin chikurin
Dare demo iyaseru aikyou mascot!?

Saa genkai koeru made party night!
Utage no hajimari da! (iyo iyo koyoi mo it's showtime!)

Karende yuuga na onnanoko enjite mite mo
Onii­chan dake wa damasenai kira wareta kunai mon
Sunao ni ienai arigato taido de shimesou

Daa zen­gen tekkai ah mo ii jan!!
Onii­chan nante shiranai!!

Nan tsutte! ^^

Isshin doutai futari de hitotsu
Datte datte sore ga kyoudai deshou?
Ichiren takushou futari kiri no unmei kyou doutai

Kyou datte jiyuu honpou warai tobase
Motto motto tanoshi nda mon kachi
Tenshin ranman sumairu de
Gyutto gyutto kokoro wo tsukanjau no
Yaritai houdai wa shinrai no uragaeshi

U・M・R hai ×2 UMA janai yo UMARU!!
U・M・R hai ×2 UMA janai yo UMARU!!

Yeah!!
Hai, oshimai!